averypottermormon:

rreallyrandomstuff:

twofingerswhiskey:

kittykaterpilla:

consulting-assbutt-of-the-lord:

caniborrowyoursanity:

nowyoukno:

nowyoukno some last words

See More Daily Facts Here!

I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew

"Uh Oh."

"Quite the contrary"

VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE

Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.

somewhere Pudge from Looking For Alaska is squealing with delight

(via the-dalek-in-221b)


marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(via geekchi)


blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.


Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

(via geekchi)


cutiewill:

lumos5000:

EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS. 

we’re already home

(via leadercastiel)


fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

(via whatismylife007)


delladilly:

i don’t want to be a boy or a girl i want to be a small cluster of stars

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)


foleadeux:

PETE THANK YOU FOR GETTING SNAPCHAT

foleadeux:

PETE THANK YOU FOR GETTING SNAPCHAT

(via faffy-waffle)


adelesgrace:

"You have to know what’s in yourself, all your eccentricities, all your banalities, the full flavor of your woe and your joy. What does it look like? What does it feel like? What makes it different from everybody else’s? It’s totally subjective. You’re just given the task of bringing it up."

Jeff Buckley

(via occlumencyclass)


obligatorymeangirlsreference:

Well there goes the rest of my life.

(via frigginwinchesters)


nudityandnerdery:

darkravn:

I feel like this pertains to my life right now

I would agree.

nudityandnerdery:

darkravn:

I feel like this pertains to my life right now

I would agree.

(via butterfly-grapefruit-library)



literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

(via ahrned)


luxhysteria:

Jupiter’s great red spot. A hurricane three times the size of our whole planet that’s been raging for centuries.

(via airtrafficcontroller)


nflstreet:

preschool teacher: sharing is caring

me: no, sharing is for communists *takes all the toys*

(via derpingaroundthelabyrinth)